"Who are you texting with?", the mechanic asks.
"Steve."
"Who's Steve?"
"A friend."
"What kind of friend?"
"Like a little brother."
"Where is he?"
"In Mexico, possibly on some other hilltop, wondering what next in our evolutionary journey; just a second, let me get this message down:
Late Proterozoic (900 – 540 million years B.P.)
As a result of the activity of the stromatolites the oxygen content in the atmosphere increases. In the sea various multicellular organisms have evolved, which are called Ediacaran fauna after their orginal deposit, first discovered in 1946 by R.C. Spriggand Sir Douglas Mawson in South Australia. These special animals live in shallow, warm costal seas. They look very much like jellyfish."
"I'd rather have some advice on this elevator."
"Among many other qualities, he's an engineer."